Charity shopper is a weekly blog post. The rules are that I have to visit a charity shop every week and purchase something from it. I cannot leave the shop without making a purchase and I must use the purchase at least once. I will report every week on what I buy.
It’s more fun if you play at home: if you would like to be next week’s Charity Shopper all you have to do is contact me on twitter @TmhoLudek or email: firstname.lastname@example.org with details of what you’ve purchased and be able to answer some simple questions about why you bought it (otherwise I’ll just do it again!).
Date: Sun 7.02.2016
Shop: Age UK, 15 Market Place, Pocklington, East Yorkshire YO42 2AS
Purchase: 1 book: How to Be a Brit by George Mikes and a CD: Shall We Dance? Elegant Classics from the 30s.
Lets start with the CD; what motivated you to buy a collection of Jazz standards from the 30s?
I thought it had ‘Cheek to Cheek,’ on it – the song Fred Astaire sings to Ginger Rogers in the film Top Hat.
And does it?
Though I believe the answer to the question, ‘shall we dance,’ should always be ‘yes’ so I bought it anyway.
And the book? How to Be a Brit?
Sounds like a pamphlet from a right leaning think tank. Nothing to do with the government’s ‘British Values’ agenda is it?
Hardly. George Mikes was a Hungarian immigrant. It’s his take on British manners. Regarding English attitudes he has this to say: ‘In England it is bad manners to be clever, to assert something confidently. It may be your own personal view that two and two make four, but you must not state it in a self-assured way, because this is a democratic country and others may be of a different opinion.’
A clever dick by the sounds of it.
Umm… possibly, though I didn’t buy it for the witty analysis of the famed British stiff upper lip.
Well why did you buy it?
The cover design caught my eye. I thought it would look good on my bookshelf. Or on the coffee table.
Tsk! Shakespeare and Milton will be spinning in their graves. Don’t you know you should never judge a book by it’s cover?
Not true. How to Be a Brit is published as a Penguin Classic. The minimal, two tone design with large blocks of colour has represented quality since its’ inception in 1935.
Some of the cover designs are as lauded as the books inside them. There are Pinterest boards dedicated to them. You can buy your favourite cover on a T -Shirt, as a Penguin Classics deck chair, tote bags… the list is endless.
What were you saying about quality? Wasn’t Morrisey’s debut novel published last year as a Penguin Classic?
You mean List of the Lost? Ah, it’s not in the Classics imprint. It’s merely a Penguin book. His memoir Autobiography, however, was slotted straight in the Penguin Classics stable.
Have you read List of the Lost?
Umm… I try not to.
Mmm. Didn’t get great reviews did it?
Michael Hann called it ‘an unpolished turd’ in The Guardian.
Yes, he did didn’t he?
And the Telegraph published a list of the 10 most embarrassing lines from the book.
Including: “Preciously kneeling on the upper-crust carpeting, the boys were inexpressive and almost beloved…”
And, ‘Tracey finds the manly central issue too slight to grip…’ Snigger.
Now that’s going too far…
Sorry. Talking of Penguin book covers and The Smiths, have you seen the work of Chris Thornley?
Eh, sorry, what? I was just mopping my brow. I’ve come over all florid…
Chris Thornley has taken a number of Smiths lyrics and turned them into Penguin inspired book covers. They’re really rather good.
Ah. One thing though – if you click on the link above and look carefully you’ll see that Chris, although a very good graphic artist, should be careful what he wishes for!
The charity shopper will be back next week. If you have any particular items you would like to see me discussing (with myself) or if you would like to have a go at being the charity shopper yourself then comment below, Tweet me @TmhoLudek or email: email@example.com.
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